What are the Chances!!??

Last night we went to go to Joshua's new dorm because Tim had never seen it. We also had gotten him some school supplies and a towel that he would be needing. It was already 11:40 p.m. and Shelley wanted to drive but Tim said, "It is not very far. We can walk." So we walked. It was a lovely evening and it was a perfect temperature. The stars were shining and we enjoyed it. We got to Joshua's dorm to find him in the lobby surrounded by girls (and one guy). We all went up to Joshua's hall where Shelley was kicked out by the R.A. so she had to wait in the lobby. Afterwards we decided to cut through the grass and some of the sprinklers were on and we were having a good time dodging them. They were single stream sprinklers that spun 360 degrees. While we were in the middle of the field we heard other sprinklers coming on so Shelley ran straight for the road and escaped drop free. Tim on the other hand was not so lucky. One possessed sprinkler popped up right behind him. Out of the 360 degrees it could have gone, it sprayed right at Tim and hit him square in the butt between the cheeks!

We had a good laugh about it, but then Tim had to walk home with a wet seat.